|The first impressions|
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Main Entry: bond·ing
1 : green baby poop overflowing from the diaper on to the father's jeans and polo shirt while the father tries to burp the infant
Main Entry: 1sleep
1 : the natural periodic suspension of consciousness allowed by lack of baby's crying, and parent taking a break from obsessively looking at the sleeping child, downloading pictures and blogging about it.
2 : is overrated
Main Entry: food
1 : material to be demanded from the mother at the threat of heartbreaking wails, every two hours.
2 : the wonderful creations of the mom's mother sustaining the grateful parents
Main Entry: 1ba·by
1 : a feeding-pooping machine in a cloth bundle
2 : also refers to a little bundle of joy
("main entry" and "pronunciation" from Merriam Webster)