Sunday, January 10, 2010

Baby Dictionary

Bonding
Main Entry: bond·ing
Pronunciation: \ˈbän-diŋ\
1 : green baby poop overflowing from the diaper on to the father's jeans and polo shirt while the father tries to burp the infant

Sleep
Main Entry: 1sleep
Pronunciation: \ˈslēp\
1 : the natural periodic suspension of consciousness allowed by lack of baby's crying, and parent taking a break from obsessively looking at the sleeping child, downloading pictures and blogging about it.
2 : is overrated

Food
Main Entry: food
Pronunciation: \ˈfüd\
1 : material to be demanded from the mother at the threat of heartbreaking wails, every two hours.
2 : the wonderful creations of the mom's mother sustaining the grateful parents

Baby
Main Entry: 1ba·by
Pronunciation: \ˈbā-bē\
1 : a feeding-pooping machine in a cloth bundle
2 : also refers to a little bundle of joy

("main entry" and "pronunciation" from Merriam Webster)

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